A man entered a local newspapers pun contest. He sent in ten puns hoping one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 

Just because you feel like you have nothing going for you and that life is a complete waste of time and if it weren’t for school and your parents and the government and society in general you’d be better off and happy, doesn’t mean that its true. It just means it’s probably true. But things are never as bad as they seem and hey, things could be worse… you could be 30.